What Even Is This?
ANinnyMouse42
sciencefiction
sciencefiction
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Tags, strange news updates, random ideas, serious and crack headcanons, this book has it all!
... In other words, it's my book of random crap.More Black Mesa-Unforeseen Consequences/Office Complex
In today's episode of "No one wants to read this but Mouse still won't shut up about Black Mesa," we'll start with a bunch of funny things scientists will say to you when you ask them to follow you:
That's fine, you're literally only useful for opening doors with retinal scanners.
Dude, you could just say you don't want to follow me.
Wouldn't be asking otherwise!