Tags, strange news updates, random ideas, serious and crack headcanons, this book has it all! 

... In other words, it's my book of random crap.

What Even Is This?

And now back to Black Mesa commentating-Office Complex/We've Got Hostiles

Now that I've gotten a little of my excitement over the Xen chapters out of my system, let's get back to me commenting on things about Black Mesa as I play through it, starting with the second security guard we find in "Office Complex!"

Well fine, I've already fought my way through my zombified coworkers, sonic boom tripod puppies, acid spitting Cthulhu dogs, and three armed taser men with big red eyes, but I guess I'll go see what's causing all the screaming for you, coward. 

Can you two please stop pointing your guns at me

Closer to the end of "Office Complex," we find this guy.

"Soldiers have arrived. They're coming to rescue us. Of course, I have my doubts that we'll live long enough to greet them..."

Well, of course, your best shot at survival is if you come with me!